Monday, October 29, 2012

El Destructor Strikes Again

 There's a criminal among us.  This ceramic jack 'o lantern was found destroyed on the kitchen floor last week.  The culprit is still at large.   Authorities have evidence that links the demise of jack 'o lantern to the dismembering of a reindeer which occurred in December of 2011 (see below).
Until the suspect is apprehended, authorities are recommending that all holiday decor be watched closely. It is advisable to keep all holiday items 4 feet above ground level and away from steps, stools, or objects which may be climbed.

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