It had been, like most days, a quiet day in Smolenskyville. I was doing the laundry downstairs while Weston was playing on the main level. It wasn't long before I noticed that it was too quiet. I decided to go inspect the situation. Upon climbing the stairs to the main level, I noticed a trail of some sort of powdery white substance meandering through the living room. I knew immediately that Weston was the culprit, but just in case there was any uncertainty, the white trail led me directly to the source. Weston was undeniably guilty. It took me awhile to figure out what the substance was but the mystery was solved when I found a chewed up box of Jell-O pudding discarded behind the television. It appeared as though he was trying to hide the evidence. The culprit was apprehended by officer DaDa in the living room. He was given a thorough hand and face scrubbing before being sentenced to a night behind bars in his crib.
The little criminal has since been released. In recent days, he has been linked to other crimes in Smolenskyville such as the disappearance of the ottoman button, the ink graffiti on Mommy's leather gloves, and the vandalizing of the diaper storage area. The suspect is currently at large and officials believe he WILL strike again!
The little criminal has since been released. In recent days, he has been linked to other crimes in Smolenskyville such as the disappearance of the ottoman button, the ink graffiti on Mommy's leather gloves, and the vandalizing of the diaper storage area. The suspect is currently at large and officials believe he WILL strike again! 
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